So I’m dressed as a banana, adorned with a necklace of bananunchucks.

There are many good reasons to be a banana, but on this particular night I was headed to a Halloween party.

And as I was browsing for booze for the party, I spotted a bottle of wine wrapped in denim. Of course I purchased it.


At the party, people were very curious about the mysterious denim wine.

“Can I try some?”

“Sure.”

“Gross – it takes like pocket change.”

The wine was awful.


A few minutes later, somebody asked to try it.

“Why does it have such a metallic taste?”


And finally, the host of the party comes to say hi.

“Here, try this.”

“It tastes like a penny!”


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