Hire Me
I charge $1,000 per day.
But I do not accept payments unless my clients are delighted.
Seriously, I won't take your money unless you say, "I'm super jazzed with these results, and there's nothing I would change."
Schedule a free consultation or send me an e-mail if you're interested in working together.
I'm also available for full-time (salaried) positions for exceptional organizations.
Estimates
| 6m | $120k | launch a small video game for Nintendo Switch |
| 4m | $80k | make a visionOS app prototype |
| 3m | $60k | double your daily active users |
| 3m | $60k | design and deploy an iOS app |
| 2m | $40k | launch a polished MVP from-scratch with zero bugs |
| 6w | $30k | microservice/monolith conversion |
| 6w | $30k | refactor buggy software |
| 4w | $20k | rearchitect your DB schema and migrate/clean data |
| 2w | $10k | launch a UX redesign |
| 2w | $10k | general backend performance improvements |
| 2w | $10k | write a viral essay on any topic |
| 2w | $10k | ship your late project like a cowboy |
| 1w | $5k | make your PG database super fast |
| 1w | $5k | launch a full web-app CSS redesign |
| 5d | $5k | brutal testing gauntlet and analysis |
| 4d | $4k | lead a viral marketing campaign |
| 3d | $3k | systems architecture analysis |
| 3d | $3k | launch a landing page with simple waiting list signup |
| 2d | $2k | improve website readability with CSS typography improvements |
| 2d | $2k | basic technical writing |
| 2d | $2k | launch a basic frontpage CSS redesign |
| 1d | $1k | edit a podcast or shortform video |
| 1d | $1k | branding design packet |
Startup Emergencies
engineering disasters, late projects, database problems, software performance issues, refactoring, legacy systems, crappy user interfaces, failing startups, dispute resolution, logistics, overcommunication, undercommunication, optimization
Creative Direction
UI/UX design, graphic design, branding, video & film editing, storytelling, song production, audio engineering, game design
Software Engineering
rapid prototyping, iOS development, web development, systems architecture, database architecture, high-performance computing