Liberate Breakfast

Eat eggs in the evening! Eat steak when you wake! Consume cake with coffee! Serve waffles with wine!

Breakfast is fake. It's a contrived category created by advertising agencies.

Some say breakfast is ancient, but so is slavery. Tradition is for chumps.

Cast off your shackles! Stop separating suppers! Liberate lunch! Make morning meals amazing!

…or skip breakfast altogether.