What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

…finding half of a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple?

…finding a quarter of a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding 1/N of a worm in your apple?

…finding (1/N)² of a worm in your apple.

Let N equal 273.

What's worse than finding ~0.367% of a worm in your apple?

…finding ~0.001341% of a worm in your apple.

Let N equal 1/144.

What's worse than finding 144 worms in your apple?

…finding 20736 worms in your apple.

This joke is obviously flawed.

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