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Decline Invitations

Skip stand-ups and all-hands. Evade Easter brunches, birthdays, and graduations.

Decline invitations by default. When you're essential to an event, its host will notify you.

If you must attend an unfun event, make it memorable! Play pranks and plan ruses!

Don't ghost. Never leave others hanging. Decline invitations with ample notice.

You're going to die. Spend your time unapologetically. Be polite but direct. Never succumb to obligation.

Events to Avoid

Declining Invites

Alternatives to Obligations