It Tastes Like a Penny
So I’m dressed as a banana, adorned with a necklace of bananunchucks.
There are many good reasons to be a banana, but on this particular night I was headed to a Halloween party.
And as I was browsing for booze for the party, I spotted a bottle of wine wrapped in denim. Of course I purchased it.
At the party, people were very curious about the mysterious denim wine.
“Can I try some?”
“Gross – it takes like pocket change.”
The wine was awful.
A few minutes later, somebody asked to try it.
“Why does it have such a metallic taste?”
And finally, the host of the party comes to say hi.
“Here, try this.”
“It tastes like a penny!”