No More Bargain-Bin Kisses

I recently noticed that my wife and I share dry "default" kisses.

Affection tends to dwindle into an unenthusiastic pursed-lips gesture. Rituals transform into superstitions with enough repetition.

Anyway, I started going in for those big "date-night" kisses. Tuesday morning? H*ck yeah! Grocery store? Why not!

Don't give me that bargain-bin crap! No stiff lips! Put your entire heart it into it!

Entropy eats your relationships if you idle.

We deserve each others' full affection.

Principles for Premium Smooches

• any kiss less than 6 seconds is weaksauce
• never hold anything in your hands while you embrace
• brush your teeth multiple times per day
• don't think about anything else except your partner
• publicly display affection; ignore oglers, onlookers, and haters