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# It Tastes Like a Penny

So I'm dressed as a banana, adorned with a necklace of bananunchucks.

There are many good reasons to be a banana, but on this particular night I was headed to a Halloween party.

And as I was browsing for booze for the party, I spotted a bottle of wine wrapped in denim. Of course I purchased it.

At the party, people were very curious about the mysterious denim wine.

> "Can I try some?"
> 
> "Sure."
> 
> "Gross -- it takes like pocket change."

The wine was awful.

A few minutes later, somebody asked to try it.

> "Why does it have such a metallic taste?"

And finally, the host of the party comes to say hi.

> "Here, try this."
> 
> "It tastes like a penny!"