# Hire Me

Send me your nastiest headaches.

[^note]: e.g. team dysfunction, crappy UI, legacy code, slow fundraising, weak
    sales, risky R&D moonshots, churn, logistics nightmares, impossible
    research, tedious processes, waning quality, toxic culture, pivots,
    late/overbudget projects, brand dilution, DB migrations, org restructuring,
    PR disasters, cashflow crises, bozo explosions, GTM failures

I charge $1,000 per day.

You pay $0 for weak results. I won't invoice unhappy clients.

[Schedule a free consultation](/meet) or
[send me an e-mail](mailto:hello@taylor.town) if you're interested in working
together.

[^note]: I'm also available for full-time (salaried) positions for exceptional
    organizations.

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## Estimates

| <span></span> |       |                                                              |
| ------------: | ----: | ------------------------------------------------------------ |
|            6m | $120k | launch a small video game for Nintendo Switch                |
|            4m |  $80k | make a visionOS app prototype                                |
|            3m |  $60k | double your daily active users                               |
|            3m |  $60k | design and deploy an iOS app                                 |
|            2m |  $40k | launch a polished MVP from-scratch with zero bugs            |
|            6w |  $30k | microservice/monolith conversion                             |
|            6w |  $30k | refactor buggy software                                      |
|            4w |  $20k | rearchitect your DB schema and migrate/clean data            |
|            2w |  $10k | launch a UX redesign                                         |
|            2w |  $10k | general backend performance improvements                     |
|            2w |  $10k | write a viral essay on any topic                             |
|            2w |  $10k | ship your late project like a cowboy                         |
|            1w |   $5k | make your PG database super fast                             |
|            1w |   $5k | launch a full web-app CSS redesign                           |
|            5d |   $5k | brutal testing gauntlet and analysis                         |
|            4d |   $4k | lead a viral marketing campaign                              |
|            3d |   $3k | systems architecture analysis                                |
|            3d |   $3k | launch a landing page with simple waiting list signup        |
|            2d |   $2k | improve website readability with CSS typography improvements |
|            2d |   $2k | basic technical writing                                      |
|            2d |   $2k | launch a basic frontpage CSS redesign                        |
|            1d |   $1k | edit a podcast or shortform video                            |
|            1d |   $1k | branding design packet                                       |