long time;
forgot to human

suddenly, your life is a video game. no more free will. a stranger now sits behind your eyes, controlling your body via mouse and keyboard. you are now a passenger in your flesh. well obviously the stranger is going to stop doing THAT -- too boring. this life sucks. did the previous player even have a strategy? chaotic-good sounds fun. so close to finishing this sidequest; let's go grab that perk. whoops, wasted a lot of time on that. how do i get these stats up? idle mechanics seem powerful, but i hate waiting. rpg? rts? sim? wait -- is this an mmo too? i can't believe i'm made of meat. the money mechanics are onerous, but this physics engine is world-class. how big is the map? dang, only one playthrough? what a punishing roguelike. but of course you can become that stranger again for a little while.